Harley: "What's Dis?"
Harley's Human: "My morning beverage of choice. Crisp and refreshing . . . try it."Harley: "Ewwww! I kan smell 80 difrent chemikals in dere! Dat stuf will melt off your whiskers!"
Harley's Human: "I don't have any whiskers."Harley: "Ohhh, I see . . . you're right, it's too late . . . well, if you're willing I can get you into a 12 step group with some people I know . . . "

Harley's Human: "SHUT UP I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"